Criteria
The Fucktard Test
We reserve the right to add new questions to this test as we see new instances of fucktardism occur.
- Have you ever forgotten your own name?
- Does your knowledge of history not extend beyond last week?
- When driving do others wave their arms and mouth words at you often?
- Have you ever gotten naked in public for no apparent reason?
- Do people often give you disgusted looks when they see the behavior of your children?
- Do you think you are really good at something contrary to everyone else?
- Do you know what contrary means?
- Has more than one person ever told you to just shut up before?
- Do you babble incessantly even when no one appears to be interested?
- Are all of your problems some else’s fault?
- Even though there is proper way to do something… do you prefer to do it your own way?
- Do other people tend to avoid you?
- Do you have to ask other people what different words mean?
- Do you worship someone because they are famous or can play a sport?
- Do you always think your children are right no matter what anyone else says?
- Do people lack respect for you?
- Do you feel like people are just waiting for you to screw up again?
- Does you boss tend to bog you down with busy work instead of complete projects?
- Has anyone ever suggested you seek psychiatric help?
- Do people tend to like you better when they are drunk?
- Does your computer get constant viruses and spyware?
- Do you actually think you are funny?
- Do you constantly talk to strangers in public places?
- Are you easily confused when given a new task?
- Are you easily confused when asked to perform an old task?
- Are you always worried that someone else will find out how stupid you are?
- Has anyone ever simply muttered fucktard (or any other derogatory name) at you?
- When you share an idea with a group of people… do several of them roll their eyes?
- Do you work out your own personal problems or issues on public internet forums?
- Do you think you have a talent of some sort that literally no one else recognizes?
If You answered yes to 3 of these questions you can just consider yourself stupid. Any more than 3 and it’s pretty obvious you are a total fucktard. If you or some dickhead that you know fits this criteria then write us tell us all about it!
