Quotes
Our favorite ranting Quotes……
Peggy Gravel: "Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve dialed the wrong number! Sorry? What good is that? How can you ever repay the last 30 seconds you have stolen from my life? I hate you, your husband, your children, and your relatives!"(From John Water’s Desperate Living)
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don’t know I’m only using blanks." Emo Philips
"If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?" Steven Wright
"I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend." Jack Handy
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late." Jack Handy
"Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts." Henry Rollins
"I am an optimist because I want to change things for the better and I know that blood has to be spilled and disharmony and cruelty are necessary to do that." Henry Rollins
