She thought people in Canada and England celebrated Thanksgiving.

She doesn’t know the proper/basic use of the words: see, saw, seen. She only uses SEEN. So when you would explain to her… “such and such was posted on the board for everyone to read” (at work) Her response is… “I seen that but didn’t understand it”.

After the September 11th attack she asked me “where exactly is the middle east anyway”.

We used to get together for breakfast with another girl from work and during Michael Jacksons second arrest for the molestation allegations we started discussing the whole thing, as many people were. When it was time for Rainbow to share her opinion she said… “well I think he is like a retarded person so he just likes being with kids”. The girl with us was 20 years younger than Rainbow… and the expression on her face told me that it was the dumbest remark she had ever heard before too.

She always bragged about what a great cook she is. One day I asked her what she was making for dinner and she said, “Hamburger Helper”!

She once asked a work associate in another state (Louisiana) what month/s it snowed there. She asked her not once… but two days in a ROW even though the woman explained to her that it rarely, if ever… snowed in the south. TWO days in a ROW.

Rainbow once told me on more than one occasion  that when she was a child and tested before school that school district told her mother “she was borderline”. I asked what she meant and she answered with… “well, they said, like, I was almost retarded. Shows what THEY know”.  I just said “yeah” during her crazy retard cackling.

She went to the doctor for some minor surgery. After the recovery period she asked him if she would have any of the problems she had read about on the internet. The doctor said… “No, you have far more problems to worry about”. She asked me if I understood what he meant. I had to lie and say no.

She went to a message forum for Chronic Fatigue suffers and proceeded to spout off her nonsense advice. A woman was discussing some pretty serious marital issues in her life and Rainbow suggested she get the book “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus”. She said she got it and a six pack – it really helped her marriage.

She taught her 7 yr old son that he “should feel bad for women because they bleed every month”. Of course he told the neighbors 7 yr old daughter he felt bad for her and why. The kids mother called Rainbow and chewed her out about it. Rainbow said, “oh screw her, she is just an idiot anyway”.

People who hang out all damn day on the internet posting to message boards and forums tend not to have the following in their life:

A Job
Friends
Families that rely on them to provide
Other family members that still want to talk to them

Let me give you my favorite example to back this up. Internet Movie Database is a site I love because I love movies. I am on that site at least once per week, or more. Usually I am looking up a movie or an actor etc and sometimes it’s for stupid reasons such as “I know I recognize that guy” shit. I love that site.

It’s the message boards I hate at imdb.com. Every movie, show, and actor has a bunch of  lame dumbasses posting their loser opinions on stuff their either know nothing about (but want you to think they do) or it’s full of trolling drooling bored fucktards. Almost every message board on that site has some dickweed troll posting that something “sucks” just to irritate the fans. Then the fans go off onto why their opinion is so fabulous, which is almost as lame as the troll’s nonsense. Even the so-called fans are negative and feel the urge to explain why. Flame wars go on, posts are deleted, user accounts are banned, and not a damn constructive thing happens. In essence, it is like watching a kindergarten class without a teacher.

I once got into a “debate” at these forums quite a while ago. Sometimes a fucktard can suck you into their stupid world. After one post… I proceeded to look up the profile of the jackass who picked my post apart for literally no reason. I looked at all the different forums they posted to, noted the times of day and the days per week. It was so obvious that they made a whole life out of posting all day long, everyday, and picking snitty little arguments with anyone new who posted. In 5 minutes I figured out that this person clearly had nothing better to do.

It’s just not mentally healthy to try and be a part of an anonymous community and spout off how much (or little) you know on a daily basis. It’s not mentally healthy to take a stupid post so personally, or to defend some actor/actress that you don’t know. Frankly – it’s WEIRD. If you disagree…. then brag about it to some of your real time friends… if you got any. They will look ay you the same way I do.

If what I am describing is familiar to you, or worse… describes you, please see your doctor right away to tell him that the meds are not fucking working because you are STILL annoying the rest of humanity.
 

Michael Jackson had been more or less forgotten over the last few years, and when he died people suddenly said “oh yeah forgot about him”. Some fucktards that are carrying on do not even remember him at the height of fame, some were not even born. Suddenly he becomes a saint. I hate that frickin’ attitude.

Here are the facts  for the fucktards:

Michael Jackson made a MAJOR contribution to music, and even a bigger one to music videos.  He deserves credit for it.

The term “King of Pop” was given to Michael Jackson … from himself. He gave himself that name. Sort of like any other lunatic might do. Charles Manson dubbed himself Jesus, but we all knew THAT was crazy.

Since the 90’s we kind of know now that he has been a drug addict. Not just any drug, he was using a frickin’ anesthesia…. He wanted to be literally UNCONCIOUS. He was looking for a way to completely avoid life. This was not medication for pain… this was medicating himself to avoid life. Is it sad someone would go to this extreme? Of course it is… but it clearly shows how fucked up he was.

A drug addict… does NOT make a good parent. The very way he came to have these children is sketchy and weird. Now, the children clearly love him, as all children love their parents. Even abused children love their parents… but this does not show or mean that he was a good one. Mark my words, these kids will be royally screwed up from his parenting style, his drug abuse, and obviously his death due to his own obsessions. Not a good parent IMO. And oh, most likely the drugs played a part in him dangling the baby over the railing too. Yeah… dad of the year.

Joe Jackson seems like a true jack off and I believe that he beat the kids. However, that is not a free ticket to use as an excuse. Many children survived living through the Holocaust and turned out to be productive members of society, and even gone the route to educate others. Many children suffered in the Depression era and lost out on their childhoods too but overcame this obstacle and lived a normal life. Many children have been abused, and grew up to break the cycle without whining over it constantly. These excuses for Michael Jacksons behavior are nothing BUT excuses.

The media abused him too… wah wah. First off, being any sort of celebrity opens the door to media scrutiny. Right or wrong… it IS what it IS and we all know it exists. Meanwhile plenty of other celebrities have managed to survive fame. Furthermore many more over the years have managed to have a pretty normal life. There is a difference between being a media whore and just being famous. The media did not torture this man… this man put his crazy life on display for them, and us.

Michael Jackson did a special interview with Martin Bashir for a documentary called “Living with Michael Jackson” allowed us more of a glimpse into his life and what we found out was plainly obvious… he was nuts. He lied about the surgeries. Does everyone not see this? Ok perhaps that is his business and not ours… but why not just say that, or perhaps not open yourself up in such a way to be asked. That interview shows a clearly screwed up person who set himself up to more child abuse allegations.

And of course we have the child abuse allegations and trial. Michael was AQUITTED of the charges which means we have to remember that, but the whole thing reeks of a self created mess. The first set of allegations were a real shock and frankly I did have some sympathy for him at the time. What disturbs me is that the dummy repeated the same fucking mistake. Why didn’t he learn NOT to have children sleep in the same bed with him after the first problem? The trial would never have happened had Michael Jackson conducted himself with common sense. There was some sort of selfish need in him to do it all over again and he brought it all on to himself with it. Anyone who touches a red hot burner on the stove once… usually learns not to do it again. Why didn’t he? Some of his actions during the trial clearly show an addict.

Then we have the weird childlike personality. Not normal and displays a sickness to me. If that was someone I knew in real life… I’d be suggesting therapy or contacting the hospital to have them committed. He was robotic, stoned, or something most of the time after the 90’s. I hate the excuse of “he was innocent like a child”. I dunno…. I call that kind of creepy.

Can we please stop carrying on over a creepy drug addict psycho? He had all the money in the world to fix himself if there were problems. I don’t feel that the world has been robbed of an ‘artist”… just another “entertainer” who was more screwed up than any average schlub.

Let me just say that I do feel for his family and his children. There are many reasons to feel bad beyond his early death. I also feel bad for his family that he carried around a big bucket full of crazy with him. He did a lot of charity work and donations… those things I respect. But not his crazy shit.
 

Turdbrain has been spoken about before. You can read that old stuff about the way the sky confuses her here for some background. If you don’t feel like reading it, that’s ok I can sum it up for you with 4 very small words…. She…. Is…. An…..Idiot.

Turdbrain is the worst kind of idiot.. she is a passive aggressive fucktard. So the more you push her to DO to meet the requirements of keeping her job…. the more EXCUSES you get, and with the excuses come big long stories about her idiot life. I don’t CARE about her life, I am her manager not her friend. I want her to shut her up and work, to be on time, and give me as little shit as possible. I want her to do well and make money, but I don’t want involved in her life.

As a prelude to this email she sent me tonight… I should explain that she has worked for the company for six months at the time. Everyone in the office staff knows her problems; she has called off more times than she has worked. She has been late more times than she has been on time.  Twice I wrote her and said that “it’s obvious your life is hectic so let’s move you to a later shift so that you can be on time, be productive, and make money”. Doing this was as much for us, as it was for her.  She wanted to wait…. then proceeded to continue being late. Eventually I told her tough shit, I was changing her schedule anyway.

Here is her email with bad spelling intact:

thank you, noted and APPRECIATED ….. and not a
moment too soon!

You’d think that with a short doctor’s appointment at
4pm and taking her/mom back home (six miles TOTAL
travel) that I could easily be back home by 6PM….
but, ah no, this is my MOTHER we’re talking about. I
came screetching in the driveway and tore into the
house at 7:40 to make sure I was signed in by 8:00pm
(my time) TRUSTING that you had already switched the
scheadule.
…….
Don’t ask me why mom had three bank cards but didn’t
know what a debit card is or how to use it. AND had to
know TONIGHT.

Don’t ask why the eye-glasses that she had an
emergency exam for and ordered two weeks ago (the ones
DUE today) had not been paid for and therefor had not
been ordered yet. [I dropped the ball on that one by
not checking back to confirm the payment.]

I choose to laugh.

Well, Turdbrain I choose to ignore…. Don’t tell me all your problems. Everyone has their own, everyone gets their fair share.

Why can’t people with their big ass full shopping carts walk up the aisles in a proper traffic manner? Nope, there is always some jackass squeezing through the middle. Why can’t people park in parking lots without cramming over to one side too far? Why is it that some loud mouth has to walk way too close behind you? Oh and I really hate the checkout line… ‘tards can’t maintain a level of distance there either. They push their cart right up your ass, somehow believing that it will make the line move faster.

But the encounter of the day for me was when I had to rush to my car to escape all of the above annoyances. Some poor piece of white trash was unloading her 20 kids leaving me to stand at a distance waiting to get to my car. I got to watch her ugly red headed mini fucktard whip out his penis and PEE beside my car.

Yes, the little fucker pissed right where I had to walk to get to my car. He was quite proud of his stream… standing back and aiming it high too. I was appalled. I was disgusted. I found no humor in it.

I guess fucktards do not teach their children that the world is not their toilet.

Ok so once it was myspace, then it was facebook, and now it’s Twitter as the big hot thing. The one common denominator in all 3 things…. Fucktards. Yes it is true. I went to the doctor the other day, and had to wait on the stupid secretary to take my co-pay and give me a receipt… because she was busy TWITTERING.

Twitter is such a testament to our disastrous fucktard times… “let me tell everyone how important I am and all of the stupid mundane shit I do”. It’s a social network for people who have nothing better to do, and desperately need friends… but can’t socialize in reality. Nobody with any intelligence cares if your weather is nice, or what you cooked for dinner, dummies.

Now you also have celebrities twittering away too. For instance, we have Mr Twit Popularity Ashton Kutcher and his wife on there daily. I’ve looked, all day long those two sit on their accounts telling the even lamer fans their every move, and how many important people they know. Wonder when they talk to one another?… if at all. And if Oprah’s television show was not self indulgent enough… we can now read her tweets about dinner dates with other celebs. Wow. Who gives a shit?

Are we really this childish? Do we not know how to communicate our messages to the world in another way? Do people actually care? If so, WHY? Is this the reason we created technology? Do we need this much constant attention?

The only people who use twitter are either… spammers, narcissists, or boring fucktards. See, some fucktards CAN be entertaining… but in this case it’s one big yawn.
 

OK a long time ago “affiliate programs” were invented.  Therefore, when you see that amazon banner on this site for instance… it means we get a small cut if you buy what we’re promoting. Anyone not know this? Oh… I forgot we have fucktards in the world. We, and many other sites/blogs, use an affiliate program in effect to support the costs of having a site. You typically find “google ads” or amazon for that purpose. But of course ads plastered everywhere is annoying, and asking for flipping donations is kind of desperate. It was YOU who made the choice to get a site… not the world because we were just dying to hear from you.

This site used as an example, is a website created for OUR own fun. If other people read it then cool. If not, then we still get to rant and bitch about the stupid assholes in the world sucking up all of our air. This makes us feel better and prevents us from causing the bodily harm to fucktards that we daydream about. Ads aren’t plastered everywhere because the goal isn’t to make shitloads of money. If we make a few bucks per year then it’s awesome, but if not, no big deal.

Over the years I am seeing more “Donation” button/links on websites. Which means some dipshit thinks you are dumb enough to donate money to them to support their need to blog, or build a website about themselves. Most often they don’t care if they have nothing to say, or even if they are running some sad business. They feel entitled to ask people to give them money by displaying a donation button or link.

Um isn’t that really called PAN HANDLING? I mean, I sure think it is. The worst is when you see it on a commercial site who already is using affiliates to make money or charging for some service they provide. Yet they want your money desperately enough to also BEG for it too.  See, the word DONATION works in a positive way for The Red Cross, Animal Shelters, Agencies for Children, Cancer Foundations etc. There are real and genuine “CAUSES” there though.  Donation, as defined pretty clearly on Wikipedia means… a gift given, typically to a cause or/and for charitable purposes. A donation may take various forms, including cash, services, new or used goods as i.e. clothing, toys, food, vehicles, emergency or humanitarian aid items, and can also relate to medical care needs as i.e. blood or organs for transplant. Charitable gifts of goods or services are also called gifts in kind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donation

Your stupid blog or website is not a “cause” and has probably very little “purpose” to the world. The average moron using a blog doesn’t really deserve a donation. If you believe your life mission is to help people and you can find a way to charge them for it then we call the ENTERPRIZE, baby.  But it isn’t a charity…. Though you might be a “charity case”. What I mean is that if you are a business of any sort (not a charity or non-profit agency)  asking for donations then you are pathetic too.

Asking for donations on your website without a genuine “cause” IMO is tacky and classless. If you have a business and your clients want to give you holiday gifts then let them. Let them ask you where to send it or how they can do it. But for Christ’s sake… don’t advertise that you WANT them to do it…..loser. Show some CLASS. Poor and lazy people beg, not people who can earn their own living.

If any morons out there feel that this site has taught them some manners, has made them laugh, or inspired them in some warped way… and you strongly feel the urge to =do something.…. Email us a compliment. Subscribe to the blog. Buy a book from our amazon link. That’s enough. Our “cause” on this fucking site is our OWN self indulgence…. And it doesn’t need to be financed by anyone other than ourselves.

Do yourself a real favor, don’t give your hard earned money to the LAZY. Donate it to a real cause instead.