Cigarettes Don’t Kill People – Fucktards Do

 

I was just looking over the blog and I realized that I have not posted for quite some time. This is mostly due to the fact that I am not a Fucktard and I have a life. Anyway, I saw something the other day that almost made me blow up, so I just had to post it. As I have said before, I drive to work everyday. This gives me great opportunities to watch Fucktards and how they can’t operate complex machinery like a car. However, that is beside the point for this rant. As everyone should know, in order to drive a car, you have to put gas in it, so that was what I was doing on this particular day. Now, while I am filling up my car, another car pulls up to the pump next to me with four young girls in it blasting some kind of crappy music. These were VERY young girls and it seemed most likely one of them had just gotten her license and had borrowed daddy’s car to take her friends out. Other than the crappy music, the main thing that I noticed was that each of these fine young ladies had one arm hanging out of different windows holding cigarettes and were flicking the ashes every couple of seconds. I should not have to explain this, but since we do have Fucktards who don’t understand anything in this world, gasoline happens to be highly FLAMMABLE. (For you morons out there, that big word means that it will catch on fire if you have any open flames or burning things either come in contact with the fuel or the vapors that come from the gas). So not only do these geniuses have one source of fire near flammable liquids, they have increased their chances of becoming charcoal fourfold. Not only can the vapors catch on fire, but the flicked ashes could also ignite any spills. The driver gets out of the car starts pumping gas into her car. While this is going on the other three are STILL hanging their lit cigarettes out the window and flicking the ashes off of them (One out the back window right next to where the driver was pumping the gas). I am not sure whether they were trying to appear cool and show off that they were smoking or trying to avoid having daddy’s car smell like smoke, but either way, they just looked retarded. Now, as you know, I’m all for some Fucktard fulfilling their destiny and doing something stupid to get themselves killed. I find it amusing. What I don’t find amusing is when they try to take me and any potential non-fucktard with them.

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