Only a Man is This Dumb
May 29th, 2008 vulgarI don’t “just have a period” like many women. It’s not my “friend” visiting. It’s the god damn red river that flows from me. I’m on the rag right now. I hate it, I have PMS and the last fucking thing I need is something to “set” me off. But some fucktard has to come along and screw up my day. I did not even leave the house, but you don’t have to apparently.
OK so I have and use the brand Always Pads. I open a clean pad out of the wrapper and go to the back to expose the tape. I can see something black inside my pad. WTF is that? It looked creepy enough that I wiggled it and it was stiff. Something was not right, and even a fucktard could tell that. I got a new pad, but I kept the weird one to show my husband later.
A while later we both looked at it, we both had confused looks on our faces. We tore it open. Inside was black tape, kind of like duct tape – for lack of a way to describe it.
Some frickin moron at the PAD factory must have had a quota to meet to maintain their job…. And accidentally cut my pad. In order to cover up the mistake they made they literally TAPED it back together.
Only a man can be this dumb. Not just any kind of man, but an unintelligent one…. A fucktard man. Even a really stupid woman would not commit something THIS ridiculous. I am seeing a fat bald guy with glazed over eyes and puddles of spit at the corners of his mouth. Aren’t you?
No one would believe me unless I supplied proof. So here it is.
Even my fucking PADS are not safe from fucktards. I am getting scared to eat anymore too.