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I Love Natural Selection

March 5, 2008 at 3:38 am · Filed under Ranting and Bitching, Dumb People on the News, Laughing My Ass Off, I See Dumb People, Educating the Stupid, Oh My Fucking God, This is a True Story


I saw this on the news the other day and I just had to laugh and point this out. There was a story about a young man (in his early twenties) who was killed the other day because he was hit by a train. How the fuck do you get hit by a train? Did it sneak up on him then jump out of the weeds and smash him? Here’s a news flash for you Fucktards out there. If you don’t want to get hit by a train…..Don’t walk on the tracks! This may seem to be something that wouldn’t be possible, but I assure you. Trains don’t leave the tracks for the most part. If you just can’t bear to walk around and avoid the train tracks, here is another tip. When that REALLY loud metal thing coming at you starts making a lot of noise… move off the tracks. That big thing is a train and it can smash you. I just love natural selection.

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